Patients Say the Darndest Things

At work today my colleague was reading the H&P (History and Physical) on a patient we had been consulted to see. The patient has a history of alcoholism (as did several of the patients today...). In the doctor's dictated report he said something like, "alcoholic patient with diabetes states diabetes is well-controlled with current medications."

This is the kicker.

"Note. None of which are for diabetes."

Bahahahahahah! We were busting up laughing at this. Good times. Good times.